When it’s a door. Obviously.
I needed to get something out of a cupboard yesterday, but had to call security as no one could find the key. So, I asked for a man to come and unlock this cupboard for me. It’s quite a big cupboard, but I only just fit inside it, therefore making it a cupboard, and not an office. So, Luigi (that was his name) turned up, I took him to said cupboard and he laughed at me. Apparantley it wasn’t a cupboard, it was a door, and therefore he couldn’t open it. He disappeared, laughing at my stupidity to not recognize a door. Then I had to call the BBC door opening department to open the door. I love the fact that my work has a cupboard opening department AND a door opening department. Next week they will be issuing us all with an instruction booklet on how to spot the difference between them.
Oh and Luigi called me later to ask if i managed to get the door opened. I think he was still laughing.
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June 23, 2007 at 11:47 am
Mad Max
So was this a very well disguised door?! You should post a picture so we can all assess your sillyness!
June 25, 2007 at 4:38 am
Phil
I think it’s great he’s called Luigi.